The quality of my officers
are woefully lacking.

When you go to a diner party
you use a fork and a knife.
you shine your damn shoes,
o.k..

that means not
gettin' rip to the gills
singing drinking songs
in public.

Try not to act like
some 'gavones'
walking around the town
like a of bunch A-class
jerks.

Do you know why?

Because you're wearing
that god damn uniform.
That's why!

You open doors for the ladies.
Try to act like a gentleman.
Do you know what a gentleman is?
It means self control.

Do you want to be an officer
or a street punk?

Because you better make up
youe mind and
get your shit together.
So listen up!

Be polite.
Use some damn manners.

If you were born in a barn
I could understand,
but you weren't.
You were born in Cologne.
Cologne of all places!

So smartin' the fuck up!

I know you were raised
better then this.
So show me!

It's bad enough we fight.

If this happens again
you will be relieved
from your command
and grounded from flying.

I suggest
ordering the steak next time
they have excellent steak.